A Pig Named George

Further Info

This 4 day workshop was run by Noel Goodwin from Connexions during the Easter holiday for young people, helped by Aikaterini Gegisian and Paddy Uglow with support from Bristol’s Museums, Galleries & Archives.

Transcript

[Paragaraphs are read alternately by Mayia and Candice]

There was once a pig named George who only ate Bristol Blue glass. The problem was that he lived in Australia and had to travel seven billion miles three times a day for his meals.

One day disaster struck as all the Bristol Blue Glass ran out! George looked high and low for some food to eat. He began to cry as he grew desperate and skinnier.

But then as he slowly became a size zero he found inspiration in his favourite celebrity - Nicole Richie.

George travelled to College Green to look for help but it all went wrong when he ate all the skateboards and got beaten up.

He soon became depressed and put a lot of weight. So George decided to end it all by serving himself up for a full English breakfast.

The end.

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