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Girls Take Smelly Poos Too…
Adibah Iqbal has a secret to tell you. Girls do smelly poos too.
But never fear…
‘How do you make the world believe that your poop doesn’t stink, or in fact that you don’t poop at all… Poo Pourri…’
Yes, ladies…finally, we can drop a load without anyone suspecting a thing, with a little help from Poo Pourri
This is a new product you can spray into the toilet before laying down your chocolate delight. It claims to make your poo smell like a ‘refreshing bouquet of essential oils’, rather than last night’s curry.
Yes, fellow women, it might save your relationship, because your dump might get you dumped. Yes, this is all based on scientific evidence. And if you have not guessed already by the tone of this article, I’m being sarcastic.
This is one of many ridiculous products that trying to help out all of women’s little insecurities. There’s now make-up that you can put on your vagina. Yes, you heard me right, make-up…on your vagina. The Pink Button (Cosmopolitan) ‘[Women] putting make-up on their labia to make it seem rosier and brighter’, because no woman should want a dark and normal vagina, right? Or how about anal bleaching? Just in case your butt is just too dark. The list goes on.
Women, if you wanna take a poop, do it without a care in the world.
Pitch a load at work.
Cut a rope at a party.
Lay a brick at your boyfriend’s!
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About the author
Adibah Iqbal
Adibah Iqbal is a young filmmaker, using media and the arts to highlight topical issues affecting her community. She is currently working on a play that discusses motherhood in the Asian community and is soon to start directing a film on feminism and young women. She is actively involved in the Bristol voluntary sector, working with Salaam Shalom Youth Council, Watershed and Icon Films. She believes that minority voices are not always represented fairly in mainstream media and that the best way to tackle this is to create your own media. She was part of the Creative Talent Lab in Bristol in February 2014 and a founding Young Journalist for Rife magazine.
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